At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:
- No Pulp
- With Pulp
- MORE Pulp
- LOADED With Pulp
They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:
- Loaded With Even More Pulp
- Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
- Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
- Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
- Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
- I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
- Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
- No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
- An Orange
Ag
Beautiful.
I usually go with slightly damp pulp but it’s so hard to find.
[]Lost my shit at ‘an orange’ []
pff
dave, i thought we talked about why your marketing techniques don’t work.
An orange.
AN ORANGE.
What is this, PULP FICTION?! 8D
LITERALLY GOT TO “AN ORANGE” AND STARTED WEEPING
iama fbpeeing omgdffdg
I can’t even breathe right now—I’m laughing so hard I’m crying—
